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So much to talk about and I have absolutely no idea where to begin.  I think that’s why there’s a numbered list option offered on WordPress, for situations just like this.

1. In half an hour, I have a dental appointment to go to that I’m not exactly looking forward to.  But my whole mouth aches and my throat feels like it’s on fire, so maybe this’ll be good for me.
2. I’m tired of people calling me a liar on very trivial things or events.  At this point in life, I have pretty much nothing to lie about.  If you don’t think I’m sick, come visit me.  If you want your hard drive back, come get it or visit me when I’m there.  And for the love of God, stop believing everything you read on the Internet.
3. I’ve determined that if I ever gained artistic abilities, I’m going to create a comic strip called “Christianity & Food”.  The comic will revolve around a pig farmer.  Take that, society.

My friend Heather qualified for a trip to see John Mayer in Australia from one of our favorite radio stations, Alice in San Francisco.  Everyone cross your fingers for her!  There’s a rumor if she wins, she’ll take me to the other show she’ll win tickets to also—the concert this summer in Fresno.  Can you imagine being front row and having John Mayer spit on you while he’s belting out the notes to “Your Body Is A Wonderland”?  Oh, to feel John’s DNA on my sleeve…

So much to talk about and I have absolutely no idea where to begin.  I think that’s why there’s a numbered list option offered on WordPress, for situations just like this.

1. In half an hour, I have a dental appointment to go to that I’m not exactly looking forward to.  But my whole mouth aches and my throat feels like it’s on fire, so maybe this’ll be good for me.
2. I’m tired of people calling me a liar on very trivial things or events.  At this point in life, I have pretty much nothing to lie about.  If you don’t think I’m sick, come visit me.  If you want your hard drive back, come get it or visit me when I’m there.  And for the love of God, stop believing everything you read on the Internet.
3. I’ve determined that if I ever gained artistic abilities, I’m going to create a comic strip called “Christianity & Food”.  The comic will revolve around a pig farmer.  Take that, society.

My friend Heather qualified for a trip to see John Mayer in Australia from one of our favorite radio stations, Alice in San Francisco.  Everyone cross your fingers for her!  There’s a rumor if she wins, she’ll take me to the other show she’ll win tickets to also—the concert this summer in Fresno.  Can you imagine being front row and having John Mayer spit on you while he’s belting out the notes to “Your Body Is A Wonderland”?  Oh, to feel John’s DNA on my sleeve…